For the decidedly unrefined


For the perpetually frazzled + overwhelmed


For those when we sense a pattern, but can't see where it leads

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GTFO is crafted to deep clean cursed or infested spaces, objects, or... 

Moon Mother

Specially formulated for those who have experienced trauma that surfaces in the... 

Compassionate Clarity

Echo is an Astrologer + Diviner whose goal is to make our modern lives easier through the use of divination + metaphysics without abandoning modern technology.  Choose from Astrology Sessions, Card readings, Reality Adjustment Meditations or book a custom herbal timeline!

During a 1:1 session, even the most complex life paths become approachable and managable, no matter your experience, planetary placements or belief system. Be forewarned- there will be puns

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Accessible Esotericism

Fancy Monster Vision's product lines are crafted to provide relief from the physical + metaphysical aches we endure throughout our lifetime. While everyone's experiences are uinque to them, these plant ally blends have been woven to ease the heart, body and spirit challenges that shape our life path.

We are not so different, you and I

These blends affect both on a mundane and etheric level, so even the least spooky of hotties will feel the effects to some degree. This Virgo loves a multitasking product, and you will too